'Sycho Santa Letter (emailed only)

It's that time of the year when we can finally threaten the children and they listen to us. Well, sometimes. Sometimes we need a little extra help to really get them to behave so - instead of a "nice" letter from Santa - how about receiving something a little darker from the supposedly jolly man in the red suit?

Santa will write to your child and warn them they risk not receiving presents this year if they can't behave for this final stretch.

How it works:

1. Tell me your child's (or friend's) name.
2. Give me an example of how they were naughty this year.
3. Give me the names of anyone else you want in the letter (including relationships to child)
4. They get their final warning emailed over to your email address within 48 hours.
5. You print the letter and hide it under their pillow for them to find in the morning

This isn't so much as a letter from the North Pole... This is a threat.